While waiting at the bus stop in front of the Lake City Fred Meyer last night, a woman told me the following blond joke:
A blond walks into a library.
Blond: I'd like a double stack with cheese, on a sesame bun...
Librarian: I'm sorry, but this is a library -
Blond (whispers): I'd like a double stack with cheese...
Heh. I actually laughed, just a little.
Funnily enough I had the same bus driver both heading to the U District and heading home on the last bus of the night. When I got off coming home he smiled and asked, "Did you enjoy your book?" "It's good," I responded, hopping off. Strangers don't usually say much to each other nowadays, but sometimes, it's rather nice when they do.